tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

(Source: doutzenkros, via tipslip)


who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via ugly)

  • doctor: sorry sir, we couldnt find a donor so we replaced your heart with a dragon balloon animal
  • patient: how am i alive